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Your Money, Or Your Life. We Know What To Do When A Burglar Makes This Demand Of Us, But Not When God Does.

If It Came True, It Wasn't Much Of A Dream.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

An Artist Usually Has No Friends Except Other Artists, And Usually They Do Not Like His Work.

Don't Ask Others To Forgive In You A Sin They're Dying To Commit Themselves.