Most Men When They Make

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.

I Am Told That You Regret Not What You Did But What You Didn't Do; And So That's Why I Do Everything, So As Not To Have Any Regrets.

Most Men When They Make Up Their Faces, The Makeup Stands Forward, And Their Faces Are Behind.

Every Day Someone Notices Me And Waves To Me, Or Stops And Speaks To Me, Or Asks Me For An Autograph, Or Photographs Me.

The Poverty From Which I Have Suffered Could Be Diagnosed As 'soho' Poverty. It Comes From Having The Airs And Graces Of A Genius And No Talent.