Most Men Are Reasonably Useful

His Masculinity Was Only Too Apparent

Spring Is Always Cruel, With Its False Promise Of Resurrection.

He Hesitated For A Moment. Then He Said Softly, "i Love You, Mother." He Took My Hand And Kissed It, And Folded My Fingers Round The Stem Of The Rose. He Had Stripped It Of Its Thorns.

Since I Am Not As Stupid As My Children Believe I Am, I Had Immediately Realized This Might Be A Ruse, But I Was Not At All Averse To A Confrontation. In Fact, I Had Been Hoping For Some Such Thing.

Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.