Most Men Appear Wiser In

All That Weak People Learn From Disappointment, Is Less Confidence In Future Enterprise.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

There's That Saying, "i Don't Know Art, But I Know What I Like." The Inverse Is Kind Of True. I Know Art, But I Don't Know What I Like. You Get So Immersed In It That Nothing Appeals To You.

It Is Necessary To Be Tolerant, In Order To Be Tolerated.

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.