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Friends Are The Fruitcake Of Life - Some Nutty, Some Soaked In Alcohol, Some Sweet.

Success Is Always Less Funny Than Failure.

We Want To See Ourselves As Curious And Open-minded And Smart And Understanding Things In Terms Of Context And Nuance, But When Someone Tries To Do That In The Midst Of A Shaming They're Turned On.

Obviously, I Like To Write Stories That Are Page-turners. But I Always Try My Very, Very Hardest To Be As Factually True As Possible.

Feeling No Remorse Must Be A Blessing When All You Have Are Your Memories