Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only

My Feeling Is, Personally, I Want To Die First... Because I Believe That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Immediately Up For Judgment - And I Don't Want My Wife Up There First. No, The Judgment Will Be Horrendous.

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.

The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.