Most Dictators Were Short, Fat,

One Of The Things I've Realised Is That I Am Very Simple. My Wife Asked Me Once If I Loved Her. I Said: 'look Love, I'm A Simple Man. I Love You. End Of Story.' But I Guess You Gotta Keep Saying It With Women. I Guess She Needed Reassurance.

I'd Say I Am Partial To Women.

Acting Is The Best Job In The World. Look At The Way They Treat You When You Turn Up For Work. They Give You Breakfast And A Cup Of Tea And Ask, 'are You All Right' They Tart Up Your Face, You Say Somebody Else's Words, Then Pick Up Your Check And Go Home. And You Get Days Off. I Tell You, It Really Is The Way To Live.

If You Are Going To Do A Film Properly You Have To Give Yourself Completely To It.

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.