Most Americans Will Let Liberals

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

The Patriots Deflated Balls Are But An Allegory For America's Deflated Balls In Dealings With Putin, The Mullahs In Iran, And Islamic Terrorists.

I Don't Know What I Think Of George W. Bush When He First Got In, But I've Grown Fond Of The Man, And Maybe It's The Times We Live In. They Say He's Not An Environmentalist. But Every Time I See His Ranch On Tv, It Looks Pretty Nice. You Know Something, If We All Took Care Of Our Own, We'd Have A Great Environment.

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.