Money Never Made A Fool

No Matter How Long You Live, Die Young.

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

A Poor Man Who Eats Too Much, As Contradistinguished From A Gourmand, Who Is A Rich Man Who ''lives Well.''

Wealth: A Cunning Device Of Fate Whereby Men Are Made Captive, And Burdened With Responsibilites From Which Only Death Can File Their Fetters.

History: Gossip Well Told.