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There Is The Solution Which I Respectfully Offer To You In This Address To Which I Have Given The Title "the Sinews Of Peace."

The Head Cannot Take In More Than The Seat Can Endure.

A Gentleman Is A Man Who Is Only Rude When He Intends To Be.

No Sky Is Heavy If The Heart Be Light