Money Is Good For Nothing

I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say About Me As Long As They Spell My Name Right.

Advertising Is Like Learning - A Little Is A Dangerous Thing.

Men, Women, And Children Who Cannot Live On Gravity Alone Need Something To Satisfy Their Gayer, Lighter Moods And Hours, And He Who Ministers To This Want Is, In My Opinion, In A Business Established By The Creator Of Our Nature. If He Worthily Fulfills His Mission And Amuses Without Corrupting, He Need Never Feel That He Has Lived In Vain.

There Is No Greater Picture Than That Of 10,000 Smiling Children. No Brighter Music Than Their Clear-ringing Laughter. That I, With My Small Amusements, Have Created Such Precious Art Is My Life's Proudest Achievement.

Without Promotion, Something Terrible Happens... Nothing!