Money Can't Buy You Happiness,

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!

Ya Know, I Always Admired Ray Kroc, The Man Who Invented Mcdonald's. Ray Had A Vision Of The Most Commonplace Thing - A Hamburger And Fries To Go - But To Him It Was Just The Greatest Thing Ever, And He Was Going To Make It The Greatest Thing Ever For Everybody Else, And He Did.