Misery Is Wasted On The

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Bunch Of Material That's Working That You Don't Care About. You Want To Die.

People Say, 'my Phone Sucks.' No, It Doesn’t! The Shittiest Cellphone In The World Is A Miracle. Your Life Sucks. Around The Phone.

To Me The Goal Of Comedy Is To Just Laugh, Which Is A Really High Hearted Thing, Visceral Connection And Reaction.

The Thing Is, Comedy's Gone In A Weird Direction. People Are Really Into Ironic Comedy And Fakeness And Cleverness.