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The New Definition Of A Heathen Is A Man Who Has Never Played Baseball.

The Fool Is Not The Man Who Merely Does Foolish Things. The Fool Is The Man Who Does Not Know Enough To Cash In On His Foolishness.

Academic Education Is The Act Of Memorizing Things Read In Books, And Things Told By College Professors Who Got Their Education Mostly By Memorizing Things Read In Books.

The More One Knows, The More One Simplifies.

Time Is An Eternal Guest That Banquets On Our Ideals And Bodies.