Millions Of People Are Married.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.