Middle Age Is When You

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Would The Boy You Were Be Proud Of The Man You Are?

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.