Middle Age Is The Way

I Can't Avoid Writing. It's A Sort Of Nervous Tic I Have Developed Since I Gave Up Needlepoint.

Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

A Woman Can Produce What No Man Can: A Child.