Michael Jackson Has A Very

I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But I Have A Doctorate In Funk, And I Like To Put That To Good Use

I've Got Soul And I'm Super Bad.

My Music Wasn't Written By Mozart, Beethoven, Bach Or Schubert. It's Written By God And Me. They Go "a One And A Two And Up." We Start On The Downbeat. Bam! And That's Where We Got Them.

I Don't Really Care What People Think, ... I Just Do My Own Thing. ... I Like Being Loud And Letting People Know I'm There.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.