Meow” Means “woof” In Cat.

When It Comes To God's Existence, I'm Not An Atheist And I'm Not Agnostic. I'm An Acrostic. The Whole Thing Puzzles Me.

Once You Leave The Womb, Conservatives Don't Care About You Until You Reach Military Age. Then You're Just What They're Looking For. Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Raise Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

I Grew Up In New York Wanting To Be Like Those Funny Men In The Movies And On The Radio.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.