Men Respect Women Who Have

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.

I Don't Want To Be 60 Years Old Standing On Stage Telling Some Jokes. I Want My Life To Mean Something.

Men Respect Standards- Get Some!

I'm A Comedian First. I've Learned How To Act. I Just Draw On Life Experiences And That's How I've Learned. I Didn't Take Classes Or Anything. I Don't Need No Classroom.

There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.