Men Gossip Less Than Women,

We Are Irritated By Rascals, Intolerant Of Fools, And Prepared To Love The Rest. But Where Are They?

Being Neurotic Is Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel, And Missing Them.

Affairs Are Just As Disillusioning As Marriage, And Much Less Restful.

Confession Is Good For The Conscience, But It Usually Bypasses The Soul.

Whenever We Safely Land In A Plane, We Promise God A Little Something.