Men Don't Get Cellulite. God

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."