Men Do Their Hardest Work

To Make Yourself Understood You Have To Think Plain And Write Plain.

Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie About Their Income.

A Good Man Likes A Hard Boss. I Don't Mean A Nagging Boss Or A Grouchy Boss. I Mean A Boss Who Insists On Things Being Done Right And On Time; A Boss Who Is Watching Things Closely Enough So That He Knows A Good Job From A Poor One. Nothing Is More Discouraging To A Good Man Than A Boss Who Is Not On The Job, And Who Does Not Know Whether Things Are Going Well Or Badly.

Unnecessary Hustle Is One Of The American Follies. We Hustle At Both Work And Play, And Consequently Enjoy Neither To The Utmost.

Some Men Never Master Anything Other Than The Details Of A Job. Others Master The Main Idea Back Of The Job.