Men Always Fall For Frigid

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

When Love Is Out Of Your Life, You're Through In A Way. Because While It Is There It's Like A Motor That's Going, You Have Such Vitality To Do Things, Big Things, Because Love Is Goosing You All The Time.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.