Memories Of The Past Are

It's Best To Give While Your Hand Is Still Warm.

People Are Unjust To Anger - It Can Be Enlivening And A Lot Of Fun.

Oh, To Be A Center Fielder, A Center Fielder- And Nothing More

There's Something Every Woman Wants, And That's A Man To Blame.

Teaching ... Particularly In The 1990s, Teaching What Is Far And Away The Dumbest Generation In American History, Is The Same As Walking Up Broadway In Manhattan Talking To Yourself, Except Instead Of Eighteen People Who Hear You In The Street Talking To Yourself, They're All In The Room. They Know, Like, Nothing.