Mediocrity Is Underrated.

People Have A Problem With Me Being Different, But That Propels Me Forward In Life.

In College, My Teachers Were Usually After Me For Going After Comedy Too Much, Leaning Too Much In That Direction.

I Feel Like Movies, If There's Any Kind Of Budget Whatsoever, There's So Much Sitting, And I Really Like To Work. Otherwise My Blood Sugar Just Drops, You Know, Six Hours Sitting In A Camper.

I'm Not Comfortable With Getting A Job By Being At The Right Hollywood Party; I'm Not A Terribly Sociable Creature.

I Just Want To Make Lunches And Organize My Kids' Playroom.