Medicine, N. A Stone Flung

Cribbage, N. A Substitute For Conversation Among Those To Whom Nature Has Denied Ideas.

Past, N. That Part Of Eternity With Some Small Fraction Of Which We Have A Slight And Regrettable Acquaintance... The Past Is The Future Of Yesterday, The Future Is The Past Of To-morrow. They Are One - The Knowledge And The Dream.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Vote: The Instrument And Symbol Of A Freeman's Power To Make A Fool Of Himself And A Wreck Of His Country.