Maybe Our Girlfriends Are Our

I Know I'm Not A Wordsmith. And I Don't Write Poetry. Sometimes I Think I Should, Because It's Really Helpful. But I Always Wanted To Write Novels.

Guys Are Like Dogs: They Never Notice If You've Changed Your Hair, But They Can Sense When There's Another Guy Sniffing Around Their Territory

It’s Tempting To Wish For The Perfect Boss, The Perfect Parent, Or The Perfect Outfit. But Maybe The Best Any Of Us Can Do Is Not To Quit, Play The Hand We’ve Been Dealt, And Accessorize What We’ve Got.

I Don't Go To Parties To Meet Men. I Go To Parties To Stand In A Corner And Watch People.

I Have This Theory: If You Forgive Someone, They Can't Hurt You Anymore.