Maxims Are Sharp-edged Half-truths.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

The Routines Of Tourism Are Even More Monotonous Than Those Of Daily Life.

Modern Literature Seduces With Insults, Riddles, And Inside Stories.

Perhaps Fortunately, No One Has Ever Found Out What It Would Be Like To Have All His Wishes Fulfilled.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.