Maturity ... Is Letting Things

Normal Is Absolutely My Least Favorite Word.

Upon Becoming Fifty The One Thing You Can't Afford Is Habit.

A Dog Is The Only Exercise Machine You Cannot Decide To Skip When You Don't Feel Like It.

Life Has This In Common With Prizefighting: If You've Received A Belly Blow, It's Likely To Be Followed By A Right To The Jaw.

Once You Are Thought Selfish, Not Only Are You Forgiven A Life Designed Mainly To Suit Yourself, Which In Anyone Else Would Appear Monstrous, But If An Impulse To Generosity Should By Chance Overpower You, You Will Get Five Times The Credit Of Some Poor Selfless Soul Who Has Been Oozing Kindness For Years.