Matter-of-fact Descriptions Make The Improbable

Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who Misbehave, But Parents.

True Wit Has A Grave Intention.

There Are Different Rules For Reading, For Thinking, And For Talking. Writing Blends All Three Of Them.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

I May Forget My Dignity, But You May Not.