Marriage Is Worse Than Dying.

What They Teach You In School Doesn't Prepare You For Life. Textbooks Don't Compare To Living In The Real World. Rock And Roll Teaches You How To Live.

Hang In There. If You Believe What You're Doing Is Unique. Otherwise Give Up Or Sound Like Nirvana Or Pearl Jam.

The Ramones Own The Fountain Of Youth. Experiencing Us Is Like Having The Fountain Of Youth.

Rock N' Roll Is Very Special To Me. It's My Lifeblood.

Well, Weight You Can Always Lose, But Hair You Can't Get Back.