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American Women Are So Fortunate. When I Got Married, All I Wanted In The World Was A Dryer So I Didn't Have To Hang Up My Diapers. And Now Women Have Paper Diapers And All Sorts Of Conveniences In The Home. And It Is The Man And The Technology That Has Made The Home Such A Pleasant Place For Women To Be.

Nothing About Contraception Should Be Taught In Schools. There Is No Question That It Will Encourage Sexual Activity.

After Big Media, U.s. Colleges And Universities Are The Biggest Enemies Of The Values Of Red-state Americans.

[president-elect George W] Bush Has Reached Out To These Other Groups Like Blacks And Hispanics.... He Ought To Do His Reaching Out To The People Who Elected Him.

One Solution Might Be To Impose The Duty On Admissions Officers To Arbitrarily Admit Only Half Women And Half Men.