Many Would Live By Their

He That By The Plough Would Thrive, Himself Must Either Hold Or Drive.

You May Sometimes Be Much In The Wrong, In Owning Your Being In The Right.

Order - Let All Your Things Have Their Places; Let Each Part Of Your Business Have Its Time.

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.