Many Live By Their Wits

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

Heredity Is What Sets The Parents Of A Teenager Wondering About Each Other.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.