Manners Are Made Up Of

Never Think, Because You Cannot Write A Letter Easily, That It Is Better Not To Write At All. The Most Awkward Note Imaginable Is Better Than None.

Manners Are Like Primary Colors, There Are Certain Rules And Once You Have These You Merely Mix, I.e., Adapt, Them To Meet Changing Situations.

Whenever Two People Come Together And Their Behavior Affects One Another, You Have Etiquette.

Never Say "au Revoir" Unless You Have Been Talking French, Or Are Speaking To A French Person.

People Who Picnic Along The Public Highway Leaving A Clutter Of Greasy Paper And Swill (not A Pretty Name, But Neither Is It A Pretty Object!) For Other People To Walk Or Drive Past, And To Make A Breeding Place For Flies, And Furnish Nourishment For Rats, Choose A Disgusting Way To Repay The Land-owner For The Liberty They Took In Temporarily Occupying His Property.