Man, You're No Smarter Than

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!

When Writing, Always Hook The Reader With Your First Sentence...in Love, Never Settle...value Yourself First And This Will Help You To Value Others...life Is Short, So Enjoy It To The Fullest...everyone In The World Is Different, And That's Ok.

The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

You Know What Gives Me The Courage To Keep On Living? The Courage To Love Myself A Little? It's Having A Whole Bunch Of Friends Who Really Give A Goddamn. When You Share Pain, There's Less Of It, And When You Share Joy, There's More Of It.

There's Nothing In The Human Heart Or Mind, No Place No Matter How Twisted Or Secret, That Can't Be Endured - If You Have Someone To Share It With.