Man, I Really Like Vegas.

It's Human Nature To Gripe, But I'm Going Ahead And Doing The Best I Can.

If You're Smart, You'll Think Twice, When They Start To Sound Off With Advice.

I Get Tired Of Playing A Guy Who Gets Into A Fight, Then Starts Singing To The Guy He's Just Beat Up.

In Public, I Like Real Conservative Clothes, Something That's Not Too Flashy. But Onstage, I Like 'em As Flashy As You Can Get 'em.

The First Car I Bought Was The Most Beautiful Car I've Ever Seen. It Was Secondhand, But I Parked It Outside Of My Hotel The Day I Got It. I Sat Up All Night, Just Lookin' At It.