Making A Movie Is Like

American Sex Is Generally Straight. It Happens At 11 O'clock Saturday Night. In The Rural Areas, It Happens At Nine And It Happens Pretty Fast. Got To Get Up The Next Morning, Especially If There're Kids. Can't Make Noise, Either, Wake The Kids.

Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under His Skin.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

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