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No One Ever Came To Grief-except Honorable Grief-through Riding Horses. No Hour Of Life Is Lost That Is Spent In The Saddle. Young Men Have Often Been Ruined Through Owning Horses, Or Through Backing Horses, But Never Through Riding Them; Unless Of Course They Break Their Necks, Which, Taken At A Gallop, Is A Very Good Death To Die.

No One Should Waste A Day.

If I Had My Way, I Would Write The Word 'insure' Over Every Door Of Every Cottage And Upon The Blotting Pad Of Every Public Man, Because I Am Convinced That, For Sacrifice That Are Conceivably Small, Families Can Be Secured Against Catastrophes Which Otherwise Would Smash Them Forever.

It Is Impossible To Obtain A Conviction For Sodomy From An English Jury. Half Of Them Don't Believe That It Can Physically Be Done, And The Other Half Are Doing It.

My Most Brilliant Achievement Was My Ability To Be Able To Persuade My Wife To Marry Me.