Major League Baseball Has Prostate

To Be Perfectly Honest, It Isn't Fair That People Have Used My Personality, And The Sacrifices I Make Because I Want To, As An Indication That I Want To Be In A Political Office.

I Used To Look Like An American Flag. The Padre Uniform Makes Me Look Like A Taco. Actually, The Transition Has Been Great. Ive Made 25 New Friends, And I Never Thought I Wanted To Be Anything Other Than A Dodger, But This Is Fun.

I Have Been Blessed To Win A Number Of Awards And Be Involved In Numerous Historical Baseball Moments Over My 20-year Career With The Los Angeles Dodgers And San Diego Padres.

I Had A Prostatectomy In The Fall And Fortunately It Was Encapsulated And I Didn't Have To Go Through Chemotherapy.

Lasorda's Standard Reply When Some New Kid Would Ask Directions To The Whirlpool Was To Tell Him To Stick His Foot In The Toilet And Flush It.