Magical Music Never Leaves The

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.