Magic Is The Cheat Codes

Writing Is Basically A Job For People Who Like Punching Themselves In The Face, I’m Pretty Sure.

What? I Bring Joy To The World. I Am Filled With Mirth And Sunlight. Also, I Am Batman.

By Four O'clock, I've Discounted Suicide In Favor Of Killing Everyone Else In The Entire World Instead.

I Grew Up In The 80s In England: We'd Wake Up Each Morning And Look Out The Window To See If The Government Had Finally Put Daleks On The Streets.

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