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I'm Amazed That Anyone Is Interested In What I Have To Say.

This Is What I've Been Waiting For My Whole Life. A President Who's Not Afraid To Tell The Truth About Being A Lying A**hole.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.

Whenever Someone Says They Believe The Earth Was Created In 7 Days, I Grab A Fossil And Say, Fossil. And If They Keep Talking, I Throw It Just Over Their Heads.

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.