Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

It Was Not My Class Of People. There Was Not A Producer, A Press Agent, A Director, An Actor.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.