Machines Certainly Can Solve Problems,

The Fellow Who Laughs Last May Laugh Best, But He Gets The Reputation Of Being Very Slow-witted.

I Came To Believe It Not True That "the Coward Dies A Thousand Deaths, The Brave Man Only One." I Think It Is The Other Way Around: It Is The Brave Who Die A Thousand Deaths. For It Is Imagination, And Not Just Conscience, Which Doth Make Cowards Of Us All. Those Who Do Not Know Fear Are Not Truly Brave.

Humor Is The Affectionate Communication Of Insight.

What's Green, Hangs On A Wall And Whistles? [a Herring]

People Say: Idle Curiosity. The One Thing That Curiosity Cannot Be Is Idle.