Luckily, I've Never Been Offered

I'm From The '60s, But No One Has Ever Accused Me Of Being A Hippie. I Never Had Much Interest In The Woodstock Crowd, Which Partied To Change The World, While Real People Were Starving To Death In Africa.

It's A Lonely World, Being Independent, And They Can Come Away With The Idea That If Lloyd Kaufman Can Make Movies With People Getting Their Heads Squashed, With Hard-bodied Lesbians, Women Masturbating With Pickles, Graphic Diarrhea, And Singing And Dancing Chicken Zombies - If He Can Do That For 40 Years And Put His Kids Through Yale, Columbia, And Duke - If That Idiot Can Do It, Anybody Can Do It.

The Dean Of The American Film Institute Has Written That I'm One Of The Very Few Auteurs In America. I've Had Freedom For 40 Years To Create Art That Is Totally Personal And Is What I Believe In.

If You're An Independent, You Don't Get On Tv. And In The Rare Instances That You Do Get On, You Get A Fraction Of What That Very Same Movie Would Get If It Came In Through Fox Or Viacom.

I Hope That All New Filmmakers See That The Internet And Social Media Are Helpful Tools In Establishing A Fan Base As Well As Being Able To Interact With Your Fans.