Loyalty Was A Great Thing,

The Only Water In The Forest Is The River.

Friday's A Free Day. A Woman's Day.

If You Can't Eat It, Drink It, Smoke It, Or Snort It... Then F*ck It!

Of Course You Don't Believe In Fairies. You're Fifteen. You Think I Believed In Fairies At Fifteen? Took Me Until I Was At Least A Hundred And Forty. Hundred And Fifty, Maybe. Anyway, He Wasn't A Fairy. He Was A Librarian. All Right?

I Have A Really High Tolerance Level For Twits. I Really Do.