Love: You Can't Start It

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.

One Of The Dogs In The Competition, A Portuguese Water Dog, Is Related To President Obama's Dog, Bo. But They Only See Each Other At Funerals And Weddings.

The Big Debate Right Now Is If Saddam Is Alive Or Dead. He's Dead, Then He's Alive, Then Dead, Then Alive. It's Just Confusing. Today They Showed Videotape, And Saddam Was Speaking At His Own Funeral.

Martha Stewart Is Getting Out Of Prison So Today The Terror Alert Was Raised From Orange To Pesto.

Since 1980, There Have Been 91 Breaches Of Security At The White House. Well, 92 If You Count George Bush.