Love Never Goes Away; It

I Have Always Liked The Kennedys As Politicians. They Had Such Great Hair.

I Have To Think Of Moderation, Which Is Not A Word That's In My Vocabulary. But I Try.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

I Do A Lot For Peta. I Do A Lot Of Things I Think Are Really Important, I Volunteer At School And I'm Still Amazed I Can Pay My Bills Because I Feel Like I Don't Work That Much, I Really Don't.